March 2009
14 posts
You Gotta Know Your Limits With A Boombox
Boombox Purse!
This is all I’ve ever wanted from the 80’s. So, thank you ,TooToo, for this transporting item. For $15.00 and a neon green scrunchie, it’s yours today!
But remember, boys and girls. A boombox is not a toy!
Double Homicide Bunny
Through no fault of my own, I have come across an entire breeding ground for tiny, stuffed, adorable bunny creatures. Shit.
Let’s jump right into this thing then.
Oh… a pie bunny. Well, that’s not too bad. I like pie and I like bunnies. Maybe this is easier than I thought!
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OH MY GOD, what? It’s a poop bunny. And he’s sad about it too. Who desires cuddling (I...
He Wants To Be Loved!
This is beautiful and awesome in ever way possible. I would buy this in an instant, again… if only I had $155. HAH!
“Palate - Art Doll” by sushipot.
It’s still very amazing and it’s the kind of sculpture I would love to own, but I understand that there is no reason for me to have it. It would be another painful addition to the “Useless Shit I Have In My...
Email Woes
I believe those envelopes are coming out of Grizzly Adam’s underwear. That sounds like a personal problem I would get checked out, really. I like that the name of this art is “I’m Sorry Your Inbox is Full.” But that just makes things even creepier. Like, does he…. does he need to change his inbox? Since he filled it?
I’M MAKING A DIAPER JOKE.
Socktopus or Octomonkey?
This Soctopus Sock Monkey by blackbirdfashion is fairly awesome. It takes a whole new approach to giving your kids expensive stuffed animals they’ll discard at the bottom of their closets. This time, instead of it being a monkey, it’ll be an octopus!
But I do love this (even if it doesn’t have a beak). And if I had $25.00 that wasn’t going to my dentist bill, I’d...
I Want To Understand
Help me to understand. Please.
This is extraordinarily amazing. I love it, but at the same time it makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable in that Creepy Uncle Phenomenon. The artwork is just titled “Good Ol Abe” without a word or homage as to WHY HIS BODY IS A BIRD.
For only $14.00, this Abe Bird is sure to destroy humanity entertain!
Weenie Towel
(he fucking ate it, didn’t he?)
Here is a one-of-a-kind dish towel that’s PERFECT for my Mother-in-law, and if I had to guess, I’d say it’s perfect for yours as well (my sympathy).
It’s great stitching and it looks like good fabric. It even goes to a good cause:
“5% of all earnings from my auctions will be donated to the EFA charity of the month. In...
Skeletons are helpful
This item: “Skeleton Hands with neon purple nails” being sold by SistersOfTheMoon is really just… kind of awesome. I would never wear it personanlly (if only for the fact that I can’t pull off the fresh skeleton look). You can even use these for many different things: themed parties, goth-ish things, halloween, hair clips, tie clips, etc etc etc. I think these are great,...
Not Feeling It.
A popular trend on Etsy seems to be an obsession with Felt stitched things. Anything, everything, horrible things. I just don’t understand why there is such useless crap for sale here, as I mentioned earlier with the knitted bacon.
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Here is an entire set of felt sushi. My extensive study and research have shown that everyone on Etsy loves the shit out of sushi; however, who the hell wants...
Trannie Peach
Here is a lovely sketch I came across today. “Original Illustration - Princess Peach Mario Bros” by ufotofu.
Everyone loves artwork of Princess Peach. I mean it. EVERYONE. But this particular art of her.. well, there’s something just a little off. It might be the oversized manly nose or it could be the look behind her oversized man eyes screaming the images of a penis under...
