Let’s just kick off this Tumblr with a wonderful work of…. pillow.. art..?
“Cranky Uterus Loves Chocolate.” By VulvaLoveLovely (obviously).
Be sure to take special notice how manufacturedly happy the stuffed Uterus seems to be, even with the one oversized Xanex filled eye button (which, really ladies, don’t we all have one?). Can’t you almost hear your rusty fallopian tubes creaking with joy at this special offer? Just the low price of $18.99 to further remind everyone around you that you are a raging hormonal bitch whore!
But wait! There’s more!
With the simple sound of velcro, your happy stuffed Uterus can quickly transform into a monsoon of pain and anger (we will blame this on the absence of the felt chocolate and not the whole forbidden fruit thing). With the ability to swap the Uterus’s mouth from happy to sad, it will help to alert your loved ones of your constant mood fluctuations and severe depressions. Come on, girls! Let your Uteruses do the talking!
What a winner for this first Etsy Find. We won’t even mention the seller’s sister item being a rare Vagina Dentata featured coin purse!
Oooh, yes we will.
This one of a kind pocket muncher is here to always remind you to floss after brushing. Oh, that Vagina Dentata! Always looking out for you.
For the happy-go-lucky deformed women to the red light working girls, this gift will be sure to put your money where your mouth is!
Until next time.
This has been Etsy Finds.
